Unidentified Visitor.....!

So this morning I was sad because I was lonely so I called some friends but none of them answered because they weren't home, I forgot they had jobs oops. Finally I got a hold of Mary Smith the ALIEN because she works in the evening. She said she'd come over soon so I went outside and read the paper by the trash can while I waited for her. I stood there for an hour and a half and she never showed up! So I went in the house 'cuz I had to pee, so I peed for 45 minutes and when I came out Mary had let herself in and was on my computer. Thats kinda creepy I think. I hope she didn't find my blog because I don't want ppl I know "I.R.L." ("In Real Life") to know about it. If they found out I'd have to sensor myself and, I don't want to have to do that...I want to be "Keepin` It Real!" in my blog!