Bath Time Blues

Well today I was going to have a bath so I ran the bath and got naked but then Gilda walked in on me. So of course I had to put all my clothes back on and drain the bath. She walked out and I ran the bath again and stripped again. Then she walked in again and I had to get dressed and drain the bath. She walked out again and I took my clothes off and finally got in the bath. She came in one more time but I was already in the bath by then so I didn't get out. She was walking really funny that last time, I guess she really had to pee. I wouldn't of cared if she did, I would of looked away. Anyway, apparently she peed on the kitchen floor because there was a puddle there later when I went to make a delicious avocado and squid sandwich. Luckily it didn't spoil my appetite but my good shoes got totally soaked as I was standing there eating my dinner. I shall have a word with our maid tomorrow.