Unidentified Visitor.....!

So this morning I was sad because I was lonely so I called some friends but none of them answered because they weren't home, I forgot they had jobs oops. Finally I got a hold of Mary Smith the ALIEN because she works in the evening. She said she'd come over soon so I went outside and read the paper by the trash can while I waited for her. I stood there for an hour and a half and she never showed up! So I went in the house 'cuz I had to pee, so I peed for 45 minutes and when I came out Mary had let herself in and was on my computer. Thats kinda creepy I think. I hope she didn't find my blog because I don't want ppl I know "I.R.L." ("In Real Life") to know about it. If they found out I'd have to sensor myself and, I don't want to have to do that...I want to be "Keepin` It Real!" in my blog!

Sluts!

Today the maid saw me taking my own dishes to the sink so she left the rest of them on the table and went home! That air-head, what does she think I am a butler??? I shall have to have words with her tomorrow. I wish I could fire her but she is the only maid in the whole city. Plus she wears the sexiest little French Maid Outfit....>;-P!!

Also while the boss was at work I slept with his girlfriend.... we were still in bed when he got home!, But I managed to jump out and get dressed before he came in the room. PHEW, That Was Close! I should feel bad but, he is way to old for her....and I think he might be gay anyways, 'cuz all these ~really~ gay looking dudes, are always coming over and they sure aren't looking for me!!

"Wtf" Jessica?

Jessica is so weird sometimes......?? Lately she is always inviting aliens over!!And the other night she threw a party and spent the whole night in the bathroom fixing the shower! She was in there for over 3 hours! Sometimes I wonder what is going through her head......

Cool New Threads :-) And Byebye Dj Booth :-(

I cut my hair in a mohawk today, It looks rad. I'm not sure what to do about my handlebars mustash tho. Also I got some tiger striped chaps! I don't know where they came from!, They were just sitting there in my dresser, so I put them on and I look hella fly. I've been wearing them ever since. Also some one stole Jessicas dj booth or something, I swear one minute it was there and the next it was gone. I don't care too much tho and noone else seems to either. Everyone was always playing crappy techno music on it. I feel a bit bad for Emily though because she paid for it, I always did wonder why she ever got Jessica such an expensive gift. May be there is something going on there I dont know about...?????!!! I WISH!!;-)

Bath Time Blues

Well today I was going to have a bath so I ran the bath and got naked but then Gilda walked in on me. So of course I had to put all my clothes back on and drain the bath. She walked out and I ran the bath again and stripped again. Then she walked in again and I had to get dressed and drain the bath. She walked out again and I took my clothes off and finally got in the bath. She came in one more time but I was already in the bath by then so I didn't get out. She was walking really funny that last time, I guess she really had to pee. I wouldn't of cared if she did, I would of looked away. Anyway, apparently she peed on the kitchen floor because there was a puddle there later when I went to make a delicious avocado and squid sandwich. Luckily it didn't spoil my appetite but my good shoes got totally soaked as I was standing there eating my dinner. I shall have a word with our maid tomorrow.

I Got a Blog!

Well I got bored of just loafing around the house all day while Noel and the ladies are at work so I signed up for this blog. The more I blog the cooler I will become. Well that's all for now, I am going to rock out to some MxPx in the living room until everyone gets home.